Jastin Biber - JOKES

Bidan: "Selamat ya pak, putra bapak lahir normal!"
Jaja: "Terima Kasih bu bidan!"

Bidan: "Ngomong ngomong, sudah punya nama untuk putra bapak?"
Jaja: "oh, sudah bu..... Namanya JASTIN BIBER"

Bidan: "wah.. bapak ataw ibunya nih yang nge-fans?"

Jaja: "Nggak kok ...itu hanya singkatan dari JAJA SAMA TITIN BIKINNYA DI JEMBER"

Bidan: "Jiiiiaaaaaaahhhhh......"



 HUAHAHAHAUW .....

10 cara mengetahui kamu jatuh cinta

1. kamu berbicara dengan dia sampai larut malam dan masih terus memikirkan dia ketika kamu akan pergi tidur

2. kamu jalan sangat perlahan ketika kamu bersamanya

3. kamu selalu merasa tidak nyaman ketika dia jauh

4. kamu tersenyum ketika mendengar suaranya

5. dia adalah segalanya dari apa yang kamu fikirkan

7. kamu tersenyum setiap kamu melihatnya

8. ada seseorang dalam fikiranmu ketika kamu membaca ini

9. kamu terlalu sibuk memikirkan orang tersebut sampai sampai kamu tidak menyadari kalo nomer 6 itu tidak ada

10. setelah kamu cek kalo memang benar tidak ada, kamu tertawa perlahan sendiri 

mas bro/ mbak bro siapa ya??? 

Easter

The meaning of Easter is Jesus Christ's victory over death. His resurrection symbolizes the eternal life that is granted to all who believe in Him. The meaning of Easter also symbolizes the complete verification of all that Jesus preached and taught during His three-year ministry. If He had not risen from the dead, if He had merely died and not been resurrected, He would have been considered just another teacher or Rabbi. However, His resurrection changed all that and gave final and irrefutable proof that He was really the Son of God and that He had conquered death once and for all.

However, Easter did not always symbolize Christ's resurrection from the dead and the meaning of Easter was quite different than what Christians celebrate today. The feast day of Easter was originally a pagan celebration of renewal and rebirth. Celebrated in the early spring, it honored the pagan Saxon goddess Eastre. When the early missionaries converted the Saxons to Christianity, the holiday, since it fell around the same time as the traditional memorial of Christ's resurrection from the dead, was merged with the pagan celebration, and became know as Easter. The meaning of Easter was also changed to reflect its new Christian orientation.

Easter is a moveable feast, meaning it is not fixed in relation to the civil calendar. The First Council of Nicaea (325) established the date of Easter as the first Sunday after the full moon (the Paschal Full Moon) following the northern hemisphere's vernal equinox.[3] Ecclesiastically, the equinox is reckoned to be on March 21 (even though the equinox occurs, astronomically speaking, on March 20 in most years), and the "Full Moon" is not necessarily the astronomically correct date. The date of Easter therefore varies between March 22 and April 25. Eastern Christianity bases its calculations on the Julian Calendar whose March 21 corresponds, during the 21st century, to the 3rd of April in the Gregorian Calendar, in which calendar their celebration of Easter therefore varies between April 4 and May 8.

Easter customs vary across the Christian world, but decorating Easter eggs is a common motif. In the Western world, customs such as egg hunting and the Easter Bunny extend from the domain of church, and often have a secular character.

Easter eggs

Because the use of eggs was forbidden during Lent, they were brought to the table on Easter Day, coloured red to symbolize the Easter joy. This custom is found not only in the Latin but also in the Oriental Churches. The symbolic meaning of a new creation of mankind by Jesus risen from the dead was probably an invention of later times. The custom may have its origin in paganism, for a great many pagan customs, celebrating the return of spring, gravitated to Easter. The egg is the emblem of the germinating life of early spring. Easter eggs, the children are told, come from Rome with the bells which on Thursday go to Rome and return Saturday morning. The sponsors in some countries give Easter eggs to their god-children. Coloured eggs are used by children at Easter in a sort of game which consists in testing the strength of the shells (Kraus, Real-Encyklopædie, s.v. Ei). Both coloured and uncoloured eggs are used in some parts of the United States for this game, known as "egg-picking". Another practice is the "egg-rolling" by children on Easter Monday on the lawn of the White House in Washington.

The Easter rabbit

The Easter Rabbit lays the eggs, for which reason they are hidden in a nest or in the garden. The rabbit is a pagan symbol and has always been an emblem of fertility (Simrock, Mythologie, 551).